HIRE ANDY

MONETIZING THE WEBSITE!

Here's where you get to help keep Andy writing books, articles, and filming sketches . . . by making a donation or hiring him!

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DONATE

Looking for someone to throw money at?
Donations help keep Andy producing all of the wonderful content you see on this website.
Scan the QR code above to donate via Venmo.

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BUY A PERSONALIZED VIDEO

Want Andy to make a video just for you?

Andy will do a shoutout (as the character of your choosing -- and with the green-screened background of your choosing) for use as ads, screensavers, social media posts, or just a wacky video you can show to your friends!

COST: $25 for each minute

BUY A VOICE RECORDING

Eager to hear one of Andy's characters over and over and over again?

Buy a voice recording from Andy to use for your voicemail, ringtone -- or whatever you'd like!

Andy will record a personalized audio file as any character you request.

COST: $10 for each minute

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COMMISSION AN ARTICLE OR A SCRIPT

Hire Andy to write for you!

You can buy an article for personal use or as a freelance contribution to your website.

Or hire Andy to write a short film/sketch script for you.

COST FOR ARTICLES:

$50/500 words

$100/1000 words

$150/1500 words

$200/2000 words

COST FOR SCRIPTS: 

$15 for each page

GOT AN IDEA FOR AN ARTICLE OR A SKETCH?

This one costs you...NOTHING!
Andy will listen to your pitches for a sketch or an article -- for free!
(Did you expect to get charged?) 
If he likes your pitch, you get a credit! Either in the byline of the article or the credits of the sketch:
"Based on an idea from ... (YOUR NAME HERE!)"

OR HELP ANDY OUT BY BUYING HIS BOOKS!

Big Strong Flying Man

A Collection of Happy Memories from...2020

2020: The Novel

Making More Fake Star Trek

Making Fake Star Trek