HIRE ANDY
MONETIZING THE WEBSITE!
Here's where you get to help keep Andy writing books, articles, and filming sketches . . . by making a donation or hiring him!
DONATE
Looking for someone to throw money at?
Donations help keep Andy producing all of the wonderful content you see on this website.
Scan the QR code above to donate via Venmo.
BUY A PERSONALIZED VIDEO
Want Andy to make a video just for you?
Andy will do a shoutout (as the character of your choosing -- and with the green-screened background of your choosing) for use as ads, screensavers, social media posts, or just a wacky video you can show to your friends!
COST: $25 for each minute
COMMISSION AN ARTICLE OR A SCRIPT
Hire Andy to write for you!
You can buy an article for personal use or as a freelance contribution to your website.
Or hire Andy to write a short film/sketch script for you.
COST FOR ARTICLES:
$50/500 words
$100/1000 words
$150/1500 words
$200/2000 words
COST FOR SCRIPTS:
$15 for each page
GOT AN IDEA FOR AN ARTICLE OR A SKETCH?
This one costs you...NOTHING!
Andy will listen to your pitches for a sketch or an article -- for free!
(Did you expect to get charged?)
If he likes your pitch, you get a credit! Either in the byline of the article or the credits of the sketch:
"Based on an idea from ... (YOUR NAME HERE!)"